- Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
- Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
Dear Whovians,
You’ve been wonderful to us in our time of pain and since you have the finale tomorrow we want to return the favor.
Here’s some tea(I figured you’d need the strong stuff so I left the bag in)
Some Jammy dodgers
And last but not least a hug
With love,
The Supernatural Fandom
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
(Source: high-functioning-ginger, via obliviated-time-lady)
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
Too late
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
GOD DAMMIT
(Source: darkladysatan, via obliviated-time-lady)